Friday, June 16, 2023

DUMB VISUAL NOVEL IDEA

A very stupid parody "dating" sim about Dyrus making a best friend

Plot: Dyrus is a selfish, greedy, filthy capitalist. And he has no friends. Shocker. Help dear ol' Dyrus make a best friend before he has to move back to Giga City and die alone!

Routes:

  • Zig
  • Beht
  •  Gorrik
  • Neal
  • Worker type A
  • Worker type B
  • Worker type C
  • Worker type D
  • Kamtoga?
  • CYRUS?!

How it begins:

  • Dyrus is doing his normal work stuff
  • Y'know, like documents n' stuff
  • Sitting in his office
  • For some reason, Rallen & Jeena are there 
  • Dyrus asks about why they can stand the presence of another person all the time
  • The duo suggest that Dyrus should make a friend
  • And now Rallen and Jeena are his "wingmen"
  • He hexits his office to (A) Camp (B) Lounge/bar (C) Desert