A very stupid parody "dating" sim about Dyrus making a best friend
Plot: Dyrus is a selfish, greedy, filthy capitalist. And he has no friends. Shocker. Help dear ol' Dyrus make a best friend before he has to move back to Giga City and die alone!
Routes:
- Zig
- Beht
- Gorrik
- Neal
- Worker type A
- Worker type B
- Worker type C
- Worker type D
- Kamtoga?
- CYRUS?!
How it begins:
- Dyrus is doing his normal work stuff
- Y'know, like documents n' stuff
- Sitting in his office
- For some reason, Rallen & Jeena are there
- Dyrus asks about why they can stand the presence of another person all the time
- The duo suggest that Dyrus should make a friend
- And now Rallen and Jeena are his "wingmen"
- He hexits his office to (A) Camp (B) Lounge/bar (C) Desert