All of Dyrus's Dialogue

 ENTERTING DYRUS' CAMP FOR THE FIRST TIME

"Hm? Who are you? I don't have any client meetings scheduled for today! I'm a very busy man, so scram!"
"Hm? Who are you and what do you want?"
"Nanairo Planetary Patrol? Never heard it, but it sounds like a bunch of do-gooders."
"So what do you want? If it's not about making money, I'm not interested. I know! You're probably here to spy on me! Steal all of my trade secrets! Well, I've nothing to say to you, got it? In other words, scram, Dweeby Do-Right!"
"Hmph... I'm one of the greatest entrepreneurs who ever lived. Why would I even care about what you want? And I don't care if you're from that whachama-call-it patrol. You got no business sniffing around here!"
"Looking for someone? Why didn't you say so in the first place! But you must have a lot of time on your hands. After all, the Great Desert didn't get its name for nothing. It's huge! Why waste your time looking for someone here when you could strike it rich by...! Er...nevermind. Anyway, suit yourselves. You're free to use the gate. Just see that you don't meddle in our work, got it?"


GIANT CACTUS (BACK AT CAMP)
"Where are those bumbling fools? Haven't they ever heard the saying "Time is money?" Hm? No, not you dweeby teens. And stop bothering me! Can't you see I'm busy!?"

LARGE BOULDER (BACK AT CAMP)
"Hmph... Those bumbling fools still haven't haven't found the ruins entrance? I could've rented three apes to do the same job, and at a quarter of the price! Hm? You again? I said stop bothering me. I'm a very busy man, you know!"

TRYING TO EVACUATE THE CAMP
"A giant Krawl popped up out of the desert sand?"
"You mean evacuate!? Out of the question! Those meddling Krawl can't tell ME what to do! Do you even realise how much our operating profit would drop if this camp were shut down even one day?"
"My profits of course! Anyway, aren't you supposed to be some kind of patrol or something like that? Our problem would be solved if you'd just do your job! So stop dragging your feet and get rid of that Krawl! Go on! Chop chop!"

AFTER THE 4TH SET OF RUINS
DYRUS: Listen, it's a win-win situation. You lead me to the ruins, and I pay you some money!
NEAL: I'm afraid not! I will not cooperate with anyone who tries to exploit historical ruins for financial gain!
DYRUS: Oh, I see. So you're not interested in money?
NEAL: No, I'm not. Now please leave me alone!
DYRUS: Hmph... Guess I'll have to think up another way to make you come around. Mark my words, egghead! You'll be begging to lead me to those ruins before all's said and done!

AFTER THE 5TH SET OF RUINS
ZIG: This bumblin' fool unleashed a Krawl as mean as it was ugly!
RALLEN: So you guys really did kidnap Neal!
ZIG: Uh-oh! Guess the cat's outta the bag! But I ain't stickin' 'round to put it back in. We gotta get outta here now!
JEENA: What in the world happened?
BEHT: This explorer very kindly decided to help find the ruins entrance for us.
ZIG: Yeah, and that's when the knucklehead found some kinda switch in the sand and went 'n' pushed it without askin'!
BEHT: Then an alarm immediately started blaring and--
ZIG: Shut up Beht, I'll finish the story! Now, Let's see... Oh, yeah, after the alarm, a huge cactus-like Krawl came at us!
RALLEN: Now we know why you always explore on your own, Neal. You really did it this time!
NEAL: Wh-Who me? I-It... wasn't on purpise, I swear! They told me to find the entrance and that's exactly what I was doing.
BEHT: Wow... The legend of the bumbling explorer IS true...
DYRUS: That was a first for me. I've never seen one of those Krawl things before. I bet it would fetch a good price if I could capture it and sell it to a zoo somewhere!
ZIG: Th-That's crazy talk, boss. Takin' that thing alive? I mean, come on...
JEENA: For once I agree with you! Now, I'd get back to camp if I were you. We'll take it from here.
NEAL: Gr-Great idea! Thanks, guys! And good luck! I'm outta here!
DYRUS: Hmph... Whatever you say, Planetary Patrol Princess... C'mon boys, let's get back to camp! 

IF YOU GO BACK TO CAMP
"Impressive. You do-gooders actually defeated that Krawl? How about you quit that no-doubt low paying job of yours and come work for me?"

AT CAMP AFTER COMPLETING RUINS 6
"Huh? Don't lay another finger on the explorer or else? Hmph... I'll do what I please. Besides, since when do I take orders from the dweeb patrol?"
"Hmph! No one talks to me like that! I'm Dyrus, CEO of the largest corporation on Wyterra! If money and threats won't convince that explorer, maybe I could make him work for me without even knowing it. I mean, finding him won't be a problem. He's always in or around the ruins. And all he cares about is finding the secrets behind them. If I just steer him in the right direction, he'll do all the hard work for me! Neal makes the discoveries, I profit! Not a bad plan, eh?"
"Hmph, you have a big mouth for such a little girl!"
"Hmph, I knew that explorer was as famous for his discoveries as he was for his blunders. But he may still prove useful. I'll just use his flaws to my advantage. I'll show you what a hands-on CEO can do!"

AT CAMP AFTER BRINGING UP RUINS 7
"Hmph... Those bumbling fools I hired told me all about it. So, you're going to fight that Giant Krawl, are you? I'd sure like a front row seat to that one. Any ideas for a safe vantage point?"

AT CAMP AFTER COLLECTING THE SHARD
"What was that blinding light!? What? Some kind of trap for that giant Krawl!? I knew the ancients had some sort of incredible technology hidden there! Not bad for a couple dweeby patrol officers! Now, if I could only get to the bottom of its power source..."

ABOUT TO ENTER SLAYSO
"The ruins? Yeah, we've been busy studying 'em. Can't say we've found out much more than what we already knew, though. But I'm not giving up, especially after you guys showed what incredible power they can unleash. Those ancient ruins are going to make me a fortune, or more precisely, another fortune! I'm already filthy rich, you see."

ABOUT TO ENTER BAHMUD
"Bah! You dweeby teens really made a mess of things! You DO realise that you drained most of the power out of those ruins, don't you? Couldn't you have found a better way to beat that Krawl?"

AFTER KAMTOGA GETS LOST
"I bet that explorer Neal knows something we don't about those ruins. But I haven't seen him lately. Listen, you two, how about we talk business? How much cash will it take for you to tell me where that nut ball is?"

AFTER COMPLETING BAHMUD
"There you are! Been looking all over for you dweeb patrol people. How's the battle against the krawl going? Did you hear they destroyed that space station of mine? It wasn't even finished yet and now it's a total loss! There are even reports of krawl popping up at our head office on Wyterra. Those horrid creatures even devoured that solid gold statue I had made of myself! And it's all your fault for not doing your job! You're going to pay me back for all the damage you've caused!"

ABOUT TO FACE ZABATAR AGAIN
"The giant desert Krawl is back!? We can't study the ruins with that thing around! Hmph... Well I suppose that's why you dweeby do-gooders came back here. Well, what're you waiting for? Hurry up and go do your job, already!"

AFTER FACING ZABATAR AGAIN
"Hmph, so you defeated that giant Krawl again, did you? I could use quality people like you. Let me make you an offer. Join me and we'll just forget about that little space station incident and the gold statue, too."

A PORTAL APPEARS IN THE DESERT
"My men tell me that some weird patch of space appeared in the Great Desert... I wonder if I can find a way to sell it or... What? Krawl are on the other end? Well, forget that idea!"

AFTER DEFEATING DARKROE
"You do-gooders actually defeated that Krawl? Bravo! You never cease to amaze! You sure you don't want to come work for me? I'll even up my original offer! Huh? No thank you?! Then you ungrateful little dweebs better pay me back for the space station and statue! Oh, sorry, I didn't really mean that. Anyway, what do you want if it's not moey? Just name it. I'll make you change your minds if it's the last thing I do!"

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