Thursday, September 26, 2024

Crazy Character Meme Remix #6

Crazy Character Meme Remix #5

Crazy Character Meme Remix #4

(I mean I don't really ship any of them with anyone, and nothing is said about their canonical love lives, so...)

Crazy Character Meme Remix #3

Monday, September 23, 2024

Short: Birthday at a Fancy Restaurant

SUMMARY: Dyrus is having an employees only birthday celebration in a pretty fancy restaurant! His three goons were given allowance to come on over, but he said they had to figure out themselves how to get past the bouncer.

EXTRA NOTES: (Originally Written in 2021) I like to practise screenwriting this way (minus the formatting). However, this is a concept I want to turn into a comic, so sometimes you'll see things that you wouldn't usually see in a screenplay (i.e. a single "..." or a "?!", etc.)


1, OVER BLACK

DYRUS
Yeah, yeah, it's an employees-only gathering, you're invited. But if you wanna get in, you just gotta figure out how to get inside. Remember the address. Remember the time. If you even arrive! GAHAHAHAHA!!!

2, DYRUS' OFFICE - NIGHT

The curtain of the exit flows. Zig, Beht and Gorrik are the only ones in the room.

ZIG
Sure thing, Boss...!

Pause.

BEHT
"You just gotta figure out how to get in" ...What's that supposed to mean?

ZIG
Beats me.

GORRIK
Who cares?! I'm ready to party!

3, CITY - NIGHT

At the entrance to a fancy restaurant, the bouncer blocks Zig, Beht and Gorrik in their path. Gorrik carries the poorly, yet charmingly iced birthday cake.

BOUNCER
No.

GORRIK
What?!

ZIG
We got the invitations n' everythin'! That should be enough to get us in.

BOUNCER
No.

BEHT
Weeiiirrd...

GORRIK
You think you know what we're missing, Beht?

BEHT
Well... We could use a bat and some rope right now.

ZIG
Shut up, I got this! (To the bouncer) Alrighty Mister, what's it we missin'? We short on cash?

BOUNCER
No.

ZIG
ID?

BOUNCER
No. Short on a few brains, if anything.

Tuesday, September 17, 2024

RIP whats her name

Context for the following: We have a cowpant and so we invite sacrifices to live with us so IDK who she is

The game broke so she's still alive so it's all okay xD

Suits & Ties

Maybe next time I'll actually do a variation where they're actually dressed in an office-appropriate context (the hats make them too fancy xD)

If anything, their outfits here are more like what they wore when they maxed out their criminal careers in TS4.

Here's the sketch of this from like last year or something


Sunday, September 15, 2024