Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Ways to Accidentally kill the boss #1

JADO: Show yourselves, measly humans!

Hiding behind a building. Everyone hides behind Gorrik.

DYRUS: Who in the world is that?!

BEHT: We don't know, boss. Maybe you should make a business proposition?

Sunday, May 25, 2025

While it may *seem* like I've been inactive

I actually have not. I'm just too lazy to take pictures of my drawings.

Also, I've been in the middle of writing a fanfic which is basically the whole Menahat chapter again, but from the perspectives of everyone that isn't Rallen & Jeena xD

And I've been trying to translate their in-game dialogues to Tagalog as part of my attempt to actually try to learn the language.

That's it xd

Friday, May 16, 2025

How Beht lost his job

Beht is still behind in the number of posts he has compared to the other two, so here's a story on how he lost his job
(Okay I guess this one doesn't really count since Zig's tagged here, too)

So, Beht mentioned at one point that he lost a job before working for Dyrus. Key word: "lost". I imagined this scenario:

He's driving a truck full of oil or something. And that giant tube thing holding the oil says in GIANT writing, "FLAMMABLE CONTENTS. DO NOT SMOKE WITHIN 50FT OF VEHICLE". 

So one day, Beht decided, "Screw it. To hell with it." and he smoked, which was the dumbest decision anyone could make. And then, I don't know how it works, but something definitely caught fire and everything went downhill from there. 

Thankfully there were no casualties, given that Beht was the only one at the scene. He tried to lie to the authorities by saying, "Some idiot decided to smoke here and ran off." which quickly got dismissed because they got a hold of his phone and showed him the text message he sent to a group chat between him, Zig and Gorrik containing a selfie of him in front of a fire saying, "I think I made a mistake" and Zig replying, "BEHT YOU MORON", "DID YOU SMOKE AGAIN", "I TOLD YOU TO QUIT THAT SHIT A YEAR AGO AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED", and then Gorrik freaking out. 

And so, Beht got fired from his job, guaranteed to decrease his hireability to near zero.