Zig [SURNAME], Beht [SURNAME] and Gorrik [SURNAME] -- Personal Assistants Private Henchmen Errand Boys Bums -- Dyrus's remarks: There's a saying amongst the officers: If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to those three. They ache for responsibility but constantly fail to complete set tasks. Astoundingly incompetent. Possibly orphaned. Probably have more teeth than brain cells collectively. Promotion prospects: comical.
Source: Red Dwarf, obviously altered to suit the characters a little more
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